A young woman goes into the doctor's office and says her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Show me," says the doctor. She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on - everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "Your finger is broken."

一個年輕女士去看醫生，說她無論碰身體哪個部位都痛。

"給我看看，"醫生說。隨后，她用手指按著手肘，喊痛；按著膝蓋，喊痛；按著腳踝，還是喊痛。無論碰哪兒，她都喊痛。最后，醫生說："你的手指骨折了。"

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