Brunette bombshell Kelly Brook's vintage glamour

All aboard: Kelly strikes a sultry pose aboard a Miami yacht on the shoot for her 2008 calendar

One reviewer said of the movie 'Fishtales', which tells the story of a mermaid who falls in love with a widowed professor: "It was the worst thing I've seen this year, possibly ever.

"I stayed as long as I could without crying with boredom."

However, despite the critical beatdown she got for her recent cinematic outing, only the stoniest of reviewers would fail to give her five stars for this performance.