虐哭單身狗的經(jīng)典語錄

按中國人過年的習(xí)慣，家是一定要回的，老朋友老同學(xué)是一定要聚的，而有些時(shí)候，并不是所有聚會(huì)我們都欣然赴約。

難得相聚的興奮與內(nèi)心隱隱的不快交替出現(xiàn)在很多老同學(xué)、老朋友聚會(huì)的場(chǎng)合。房債一族在談?wù)摲績r(jià)的時(shí)候，租房狗沉默了；有車一族在談?wù)撚蛢r(jià)的時(shí)候，搖號(hào)狗沉默了；新婚一族在談?wù)撀眯杏?jì)劃的時(shí)候，單身狗沉默了……最終，一場(chǎng)酣暢淋漓的聚會(huì)上，每個(gè)人心里都被某個(gè)話題不咸不淡地?fù)狭艘幌隆?/p>

那么，這當(dāng)中，最敏感也最易成為眾矢之的的，當(dāng)然是單身族群。在家被TA媽逼結(jié)婚，出來散散心還被一幫已婚好友“熱心關(guān)懷”。雖然他們可能早有所防備穿上了金鐘罩鐵褲衩，但你的言談及態(tài)度可能依然會(huì)決定你在TA心中的位置是“好友”、“陌生人”還是“黑名單”。

那么，此時(shí)你一定要知道什么該說什么不該說！以下就是你絕不該脫口而出的話。

1. How are you still single? You're so great.

你怎么還單身著！你人這么好。

2. It'll happen when you least expect it.

愛情將會(huì)發(fā)生在你最不經(jīng)意的時(shí)候。

3. Don't you ever get lonely?

你從沒有感到過孤單嗎？

4. Aren't you worried you won't be able to have kids?

你沒擔(dān)心過你可能不會(huì)有孩子嗎？

5. Are you seeing anyone?

你現(xiàn)在有交往的對(duì)象嗎？

6. You should try online dating. My friend met their husband/wife that way.

你該試試網(wǎng)戀。我有一個(gè)朋友就是那么遇到自己的丈夫/妻子的。

7. They don't deserve you.

他們配不上你。

8. You are such a catch.

你條件這么好！

9. Don't worry, you'll find someone someday.

不要擔(dān)心，你總有一天會(huì)找到對(duì)的那個(gè)人的。

10. He's just not ready for a serious commitment yet.

他只是還沒準(zhǔn)備好對(duì)你做出認(rèn)真承諾而已。

11. One day when you're married, you'll wish you were single.

等有一天結(jié)婚了，你會(huì)希望你還是單身的。

12. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

天涯何處無芳草。

13. You're just too picky.

你只是太挑剔了！

14. Just don't turn into some crazy cat lady.

千萬不要變成一個(gè)愛貓狂啊，大姐。

15. She probably just lost your number.

她可能只是把你的號(hào)碼弄丟了。

16. At a wedding: "You better get out there, they're doing the bouquet toss."

在婚禮上：“你最好離開這兒，他們要拋捧花了?！?/p>

17. You're just too busy right now.

你現(xiàn)在只是太忙了。

18. You have to love yourself before you can love someone else.

你必須首先愛自己，再去愛別人。

19. In reference to your best friend: "Have you guys ever thought of dating?"

“你們沒想過在一起約會(huì)嗎？”（指你與你的好朋友）

20. I can't wait to meet your future spouse, they are going to be amazing.

我等不及想見你未來的另一半了，他們一定讓人驚訝。

21. We'll all be laughing about this someday.

以后我們想到這個(gè)都會(huì)笑死的。

22. You should let me set you up, I know the perfect person for you.

你應(yīng)該讓我?guī)湍愦楹希抑滥臉拥娜俗钸m合你。

23. Don't give up, it'll happen.

不要放棄，愛情總會(huì)出現(xiàn)的。

24. "You don't need anyone." DAMN RIGHT!

“你不需要任何人！” 太對(duì)了！

（來源：網(wǎng)絡(luò) 編輯：丹妮）