At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went.

As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now I was wondering if he was interested in me.

At the dairy counter I was checking out the eggs when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Turning around, I saw that it was the same man. "Lady," he finally said, "you have my shopping cart."

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