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What is black and white on the toilet?  |
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| What is coming but will never arrive? |
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| What is dark but made out of light? |
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| What is the 1st thing you do when you jump in the water? |
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| What is the best month for a parade? |
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| What is the wisest thing to keep in a first aid kit? |
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| What kind of beans never grows in a garden? |
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| What kind of clothing lasts the longest? |
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| What kind of pen doesn't write? |
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| What kind of water cannot freeze? |
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| What kind of wheel never touches the ground? |
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| What makes a skeleton sad? |
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| What never asks questions but must always be answered? |
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| What never cries no matter how hard it is paddled? |
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| What building has the most stories? |
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| What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? |
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| What two things can you never have for breakfast? |
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| When is it dangerous to be hit on the head by a tomato? |
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| When is it raining cats & dogs? |
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| Who had the largest family in the world? |
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| Who is history's most famous bandit? |
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| Why did the alien take soap into space with him? |
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| Why did the baby strawberry cry? |
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| Why did the girl sit on her watch? |
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| Why did the traffic light turn red? |
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| Why didn't the horse draw a cart? |
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| Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? |
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