VINTAGE ROMANCE— OR GRANDMA'S CAST-OFFS?

SHE SAYS: Slipping into this gorgeous vintage dress took me back to the Seventies, reminding me of a favourite floral dress. It makes me feel romantic and ready for afternoon tea at Downton Abbey. What is it about vintage clothes that women love and men don’t? I also adore the length. It’s reassuring to put my legs away!

HE SAYS: Well, she must be in there somewhere. Does this outfit come with a rocking chair? I’m not a fan of long dresses, especially in those shoes. My wife has a good set of pins so let’s see a bit more of them! Is this supposed to be a hot look this winter? It just looks old- fashioned to me.